If you vote for a war – you must agree to a drafting of your relatives to fight in that war – your children, grandchildren, in-law spouse, etc. – any relative between 17 and 42 must serve! They will have no choice and no way to get an exemption.

If you say negative anythings about gays and lesbians – and you are a politician with a gay or lesbian person anywhere in your family – you must immediately resign your political position.

If you use the term family values in your arguments against abortion, against gay marriage or civil unions and have a divorce in your own background or anywhere in your family – you must resign any elected position you have immediately and/or if you are a talk show person, you shall immediately quit your job.

If you have a minimum of 2 divorces in your own past – you shall never again be allowed to marry.

If you dislike abortions and speak out and/or vote against them, you must adopt one child a year.

If you say you are against abortions because you are pro life – you must agree to eliminate the death penalty.

If you say you want to fight terrorists “there” so you do not have to fight them “here” – you must immediately go “there” and join the fighting.

If you say you support the troops – you must donate your salary and savings to pay the soldiers as much as the mercenaries and Halliburton get paid and let them have the same vacation as the shrub and the same vehicles as rummy uses in Iraq.

more as I hear the hypocrites speak