{"id":589,"date":"2008-12-15T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/shrub-the-artful-dodger"},"modified":"2008-12-15T14:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T21:17:00","slug":"shrub-the-artful-dodger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/shrub-the-artful-dodger","title":{"rendered":"Shrub- the artful dodger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Shrub &#8211; the most disliked pResident in our history &#8211; is a good dodger.<\/p>\n<p>He dodged &#8220;real&#8221; service while in the Texas Guard.<\/p>\n<p>He dodged many losses in school and business [too many to list] by using family ties and bullying.<\/p>\n<p>He dodged a loss in a presidential election by having his cadre go to the Supreme court to anoint him.<\/p>\n<p>He dodged another election by having his Ohio gang rig that state&#8217;s election.<\/p>\n<p>And the other day he dodged a shoe \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>What is your favorite shrub dodge?  Comment below&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Shrub &#8211; the most disliked pResident in our history &#8211; is a good dodger. He dodged &#8220;real&#8221; service while in the Texas Guard. He dodged many losses in school and business [too many to list] by using family ties and bullying. He dodged a loss in a presidential election by having his cadre go&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1094,1093,1095],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-shrub-dodges","tag-shrub-the-dodger","tag-shrubs-dodges-a-shoe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}