Aw shucks… I’m not an elitist like Obama….but an I help it if my gorgeous rich wife has her own jet and she lets me use it? [For the cost of a first class ticket so I am not breaking the law?]

Why does that make me not a maverick? Mavericks can borrow their wives corporate jets without it affecting their maverickness…

See only Obama is an elitist because he used the word “bitter.” I’m not bitter… I know what it’s like to fly around the country on a corporate jet – it makes one of the boys so I understand how they feel…I am empathetic with the boys and gals who own their own corporate jets…so don’t call me an elitist.

Then I feed the media so they like me too and they don’t yell elitist or liar when I use my wife’s corporate jet when I said I would not do this…

And did I tell you I only paid what first class fares would cost…see that makes me a person who saves money – just like them folks who are losing their homes and jobs and have to save money…..

I’m John McSame and I want you to give me bush’s 3rd term- cause damn it – I want it and I’ll do anything to get it…